Jokes
Yesh! Jokes galour! enjoy!
Knock knocks:
Knock knock!
Whose there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Whose there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Whose there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
(a classic)
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spank
Spank who?
Spank you!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware, aware has my little dog gone?
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Knock Knock!
Whose there?
Smellmop
Smellmopoo?
Ew. No thanks.
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I have a great knock knock joke! You start it!
Knock knock!
Whose there?
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Knock knocks:
Knock knock!
Whose there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Whose there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock!
Whose there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
(a classic)
* * * * *
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pencil.
Pencil who?
Pencil fall down if you don't have a belt.
* * * * *
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Spank
Spank who?
Spank you!
* * * * *
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Aware.
Aware who?
Aware, aware has my little dog gone?
* * * * *
Knock Knock!
Whose there?
Smellmop
Smellmopoo?
Ew. No thanks.
* * * * *
I have a great knock knock joke! You start it!
Knock knock!
Whose there?
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